Runs for three weeks in December (5th – 24th) Monday – Saturday at 1pm.
We are now running an extra 3pm performance on the following days:
The little-known – indeed, buried – story of a Pantomime Princess’s forbidden relationship with a Person of Shortness. The other Dwarves – Whiffy, Jakey, Junkey, Spikey, Fart and Stupid, – are conveniently out of the cabin (budget issues) when Snow-White unburdens herself to Chookie, the Seventh Dwarf. It turns out she is dreading having to be rescued by a Prince: from what she knows of Princes, they’re spoilt brats who would make rubbish husbands. She is warming to the charms of the wee man, who loves to work - a relationship The Media have kept under wraps for decades – nay, centuries. (Although you don’t have to say “nay” – it’s a Pantomime word)
In the meantime, Dark Forces are Abroad. That’s all you need to know – Dark Forces! Abroad!
Will Snow-White be rescued by a Handsome Prince? Killed by a Wicked Queen (is there any other kind?) or live happily ever after in a taboo relationship with the love of her life – who may or may not be a Person of Shortness?