Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tickets are selling like hot pies for this years Pantomime! If you go via ticketweb and its says no more tickets are available for the day you want to come, not to worry. We always keep a limited number of tickets to sell on the door on the day of the performance, so come along early on the day, get in the queue, and don't miss out on the Play, Pie and a Panto fun.
www.ticketweb.co.uk 08444 771 000
And because you are such a keen audience, we have added in an some extra performances. Runs for three weeks in December (5th - 24th) Monday - Saturday at 1pm (with an extra performance at 3pm on Fri 9th, Sat 10th, Fri 16th, Sat 17th, Fri 23rd and Sat 24th).
Snow White and the Seventh Dwarf: The little-known - indeed, buried - story of a Pantomime Princess's forbidden relationship with a Person of Shortness. The other Dwarves - Whiffy, Jakey, Junkey, Spikey, Fart and Stupid, - are conveniently out of the cabin (budget issues) when Snow-White unburdens herself to Chookie, the Seventh Dwarf. It turns out she is dreading having to be rescued by a Prince: from what she knows of Princes, they're spoilt brats who would make rubbish husbands. She is warming to the charms of the wee man, who loves to work - a relationship The Media have kept under wraps for decades - nay, centuries. (Although you don't have to say "nay" - it's a Pantomime word)
In the meantime, Dark Forces are Abroad. That's all you need to know - Dark Forces! Abroad!
Will Snow-White be rescued by a Handsome Prince? Killed by a Wicked Queen (is there any other kind?) or live happily ever after in a taboo relationship with the love of her life - who may or may not be a Person of Shortness?