Hauns Aff Ma Haunted Bin!

By: Éimi Quinn

27 October, 2025

1 November, 2025

Directed By: Jennifer Dick

Halloween special! A bonkers comedy about one very, very messy murder. 

When Auntie Sandra catches her niece Lisa’s cheating, abusive husband in the act, she batters him to death with no hesitation. Armed only with knowledge from Channel 5 crime documentaries, the pair decide to hide the murder by chopping the body up and putting it in bags ready for bin day.  

Easy enough, except for a nosey pigeon-obsessed neighbour, a carpet guy who refuses to leave, and Lisa’s shite clairvoyant cousin who picks up ghostly vibes from the kitchen tiles. 

Will the pair get away with murder? And the biggest question of all, do body parts go in general waste or recycling?

Hauns Aff Ma Haunted Bin! is this year’s Halloween special from Éimi Quinn, behind smash-hits Dookin’ Oot and The Funeral Club. 

Cast

To be announced

Creative Team

Writer: Éimi Quinn
Director: Jennifer Dick

Ticket Details

Show Times

Monday – Saturday 1pm
(Doors 12pm/12.30pm on Mondays)

Ticket Prices

Ticket Prices
Monday: £15.50
Tuesday-Friday: £17.50
Saturday: £21.50

Ticket price includes a drink (beer, wine or soft drink) plus a meat pie or and vegan option. Transaction and booking fees not included. For more information visit our ticket information page